19 August 2008

Finally, Vacation!

So imagine it is August 1st (because it is in this post). ncd and I learn that Humphrey Terminal of the MSP airport thinks it would be a nice tribute to fill the flower beds with electric purple something-or-other to cheer on the Vikings, I assume. I wish I had taken a photo of this phenomenon because google images renders nothing. We flew into Seattle's airport after a flight that was so hot it almost caused me to spontaneously combust. ncd maintains I was asleep the whole time, but that is inaccurate, I was awake an accutely aware of the dangerously high temperature inside my skin. It should be noted that the mechanism for homeostasis in my body is broken. This has been observed on numerous occasions. Simply drinking a cool drink usually requires speedy application of a wool sweater, just for starters.

But I digress. We got a cab with a very friendly cab driver who was originally from India and held forth on the unspoken rules of cab lines and the responsibilities of both drivers and passengers in those lines. Then he told us about his horoscope and his son's. Where he comes from, parents hire a specialist to issue a horoscope shortly after one's birth. His said that he would leave the country. But there was a back-up: if he did not leave India, it said he would be a police or military officer. His son's horoscope predicts that he'll be a millionaire. After that, he quizzed us, "What do you think karma means?" and then explained to us how our idea was correct. Eventually we found our way to my cousin, a, and her husband, b's, house. We found our room on the tippy top floor with their surf boards leaning in a corner, turned out the homemade lamp glowing softly through colorful glass, and fell asleep.

The next day (8.2.08) the four of us set out to walk a trail that wound around Talapus and Olallie lakes. b took a dip in the lake, but the rest of us stayed dry. Actually, it was perfect t-shirt weather when we were moving.

We stopped for lunch atop a ridge from which we would have had a view of Mt. Rainier had it not been deliciously misty. As we snacked on Hint of Lime(R) chips and passed around the sandwich fixings the Gray Jays began to flutter in as if this were a scene from The Birds. a squinted her eyes at one and said menacingly, "I see you," before turning around and commenting on their aggressive habit of stealing food right out of one's hands if one is not vigilant. Several moments later, she felt feathers on her cheek and Nate was flinging chips into the rocks and cursing at one.

We arrived back in Seattle with time to change our shoes before a dropped us off at the Safeco field for the Mariners-Orioles game. All during our hike, ncd held forth on Seattle sports answering questions and addressing topics ranging from the fan capacity of baseball vs. football stadia to the selling of the Sonics. a + b keep up on sports as much as I would if ncd were not around to keep me well-informed on all things athletic (which is to say, not at all). ncd was assuring b that we didn't need dinner as we'd eat at the game and was shocked when b imagined aloud the pricey hotdogs we'd eat at the game. ncd assured him that one of the points of visiting stadia far and wide was to sample the unique local fare. Indeed, we had some famed coastal...um, garlic fries...AND this delicious chowder bread bowl!
ncd was excited to see this guy pitch. I see from his uniform in the picture that his name is Hernandez.

I was excited to see him warm up by throwing 80-90 mph pitches about 12 feet away from me.

ncd: excited that I agreed to get tickets 13 rows behind home plate.

me: excited to be close enough to see forms that can be plausibly interpreted as humans rather than GI Joes dressed up in baseball uniforms. Also, baseball is much more interesting when ncd is telling stories about the origins of the guy pitching, tales of the hitter's injuries, and sordid accounts of various trades, weaseling, and squabbles of the shortstop, left-fielder, and 1st base coach. I am, of course, making all of the "specifics" up because I am not some sort of genius repository of riveting sports facts like ncd. I did successfully recite the numbers that correspond to the players' positions...and got, like, 8 out of 9 right. So maybe I am a genius...

ncd: excited that they show what has happened thus far in an inning on a screen in case you were gone getting beer and your SO doesn't know what the hell is going on and can't fill you in

me: excited about the wave.

ncd: hates the wave (there's a very principled argument behind it) but grudgingly admitted after 5 times around the stadium that its strength and continual sychronization was "pretty amazing. If we were in Minnesota, the upper deck and the lower deck wouldn't be able to keep it together past the gap in the outfield." Seattle, consider thyself praised with faint damning.

me: excited about the rally jig

ncd: amazingly...excited about the rally jig. Says something about people winning him over with committed rally jigging.

While we wait for this mean machine we try to visit Pyramid Brewing (right across the street from the stadium), but I had left my wallet and I.D. in my other bag. Don't worry--this will all come wackily full-circle in the end.

But back to the back end of the Corolla: b assembled this custom trunk with diamond plate and mad welding skills. For some reason this makes me find the sticker depicting the impish jedi, labeled "toYoda", displayed on the dashboard quite appropriate. I'm still working out the metaphor between Yoda and this uniquely equipped car, but I'm sure it's all going to come together for me once I sit quietly for awhile and channel the Force.
To be continued...

18 August 2008

Limbo

You guessed it, andi, CLM and clm both reside in the west now. clm's longterm plans are up in the air, but getting to that altitude, I've found, always helps a girl get her bearings.

Mom and Dad helped us ALL move out (a Herculian feat which also required help from one of ncd's brothers and our friends, a-tiberius & drizzle). ncd and I, however, had nowhere to move our stuff. After a skirmish with Pods, we ended up renting a storage space and taking some stuff to drizzle and rf's house in Crystal (cry-STAL, as drizzle calls it). They are graciously letting us stay with them and their dogs. The move happened on a Thursday, just to make things complicated...and on Friday evening ncd and I left on a week-long vacation we attached to our friends' wedding in British Columbia.



Our first stop was Seattle and with any luck I'll be able to post that installment this afternoon.

14 August 2008

Thursday, July 31: Elegy for the Emersonian Era

When we moved into our duplex a couple of years ago ncd hauled a load of stuff to Goodwill. When the hippie guy working there asked for his address, ncd gave him the new Emerson Ave. address which prompted hippie to reveal that he also lived on Emerson and to elaborate, "It's the Emersonian E-ra." Dude. And now the Emersonian Era has drawn to a close for us.

You might imagine that the Emersonian Era drew to a close after a battle that involved unicorns and trolls. Perhaps you're thinking that good triumphed against evil, or at least that a wizard shook hands with a nyad at the newly established river border between empires. Little do you suspect that 2 fearless humans traveled cross-country to have a summit with their middle daughter on topics ranging from philosophy/theology to reckless and wanton mistreatment of the environment. Fearless Huwoman and her youngest daughter had to visit a medicine man for advice on their ailments. It was discovered that Fearless Huwoman suffered from a pink eye and was given healing herbs. Fearless huwoman's youngest offspring could not be helped. It is well-known that red hair obscures a healer's ability to examine one's aura. However, it is also generally accepted that the few red-haired offspring who manage to survive usually become powerful enchantresses with special power to heal themselves and others.


To be continued...

13 August 2008

I'm Beck...as the New Zealanders would say

As soon as I figure out how to extract pictures from the beginning of my trip from my camera, I will post posts. In the meantime, congratulations p, j, & kbh on the arrival of a! Thanks for the pictures!